Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon.

If I wasn't a woman before... I am one now.

This may be TMI... but I got my first annual women's exam today.

It was so uncomfortable and painful.

"Annual" can kiss my ass.

I only did it because they say by 21 years old, you should get a full check-up if you haven't gotten one before. Also, my insurance may change soon, so fuck it, it's a free examination.

The breast exam was easy-peasy compared...

Those "ducklips" are as evil and scary as people say they are.

They were frigid and the edges felt like knives just casually grazing my birth canal. The pink straw with a brush-like tip scratched my cervix for cells...

I whimpered and tried not to cry out loud and grabbed the stirrups with my toes and left my fingernails in the sides of the table.

I felt so violated.

I just tried to remind myself that this torture is somehow necessary...
I've never had an STD, never had any abnormalities (she's flawless), never been pregnant, thankfully none of my previous partners were whores (infact, virginal).

WAIT... Why did I do this again?

The sun came out, I had a smoke, had some iced coffee... a wedge of cake.

I'm calm now, but I was frantic on the phone to my ever supportive gf.

I'm thinking about going to open mic tonight.

Thanks for reading.

:-)